Terri Akisauce ([info]torasama) wrote in [info]political_macro,
2009-04-13 17:58:00
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[info]a_tergo_lupi

April 13 2009, 22:22:53 UTC 3 years ago

lulz.

I'm so very excited to see where all this leads.

[info]torasama

April 13 2009, 22:50:52 UTC 3 years ago

In the words of TQC, "The Internet is ANGRY!"

[info]piepiracy314

April 13 2009, 22:29:14 UTC 3 years ago

I'm really glad the pocket pussy doesn't have a "Click to Look Inside!" tag.

[info]zeitgeist_10

April 13 2009, 22:56:04 UTC 3 years ago

Actually, I think that would be insanely funny if it did. Just as a joke. But of course Amazon fails at life, sooo...

[info]goldycowcow

April 13 2009, 23:16:26 UTC 3 years ago

lol'd.

[info]triannamaxwell

April 13 2009, 23:19:11 UTC 3 years ago

Is that what it is? I have no clue... what does it do? I am a lil too afraid to google the term.

[info]omnivorously

April 14 2009, 03:10:54 UTC 3 years ago

It's for masturbation - designed with males in mind. Though ... I wouldn't want to fuck that, personally.

[info]shadowlongknife

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[info]jessica_leah

April 13 2009, 22:32:12 UTC 3 years ago

haha

[info]wishkey

April 13 2009, 22:32:31 UTC 3 years ago

awesome post.

[info]miakamouse

April 13 2009, 22:34:03 UTC 3 years ago

that is a very weird looking vagina.. i mean sex organs are already pretty weird looking..but that looks really creepy

[info]a_tergo_lupi

April 13 2009, 23:13:06 UTC 3 years ago

It's because it has nubs to simulate the beginnings of legs. The rest of it looks more or less ordinary, if far too rigid.

[info]torasama

April 13 2009, 23:24:55 UTC 3 years ago

I think Miakamouse was talking about the "wings"

[info]a_tergo_lupi

April 14 2009, 00:09:27 UTC 3 years ago

Hence the "rigid" I stated. Looks like a fairly normal set of labia minora to me.

[info]omnivorously

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[info]a_tergo_lupi

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[info]mr_picard

April 13 2009, 22:43:48 UTC 3 years ago

EPIC WIN. (The post, not Amazon's FAIL.)

[info]boyracer1211

April 13 2009, 22:46:03 UTC 3 years ago

Excellent macro!

[info]shadows_harem

April 14 2009, 00:54:05 UTC 3 years ago

You actually made me go on Amazon and see if "pocket pussy" shows up on the search engines there :p

[info]torasama

April 14 2009, 01:20:46 UTC 3 years ago

I really just searched "sex" and clicked on "sex toys" and picked the most explicit ones :P

[info]morganskye

April 14 2009, 01:32:11 UTC 3 years ago

This post is love!
I still can't believe Amazon would do this. It's just so f'ed up.

[info]redheaded_1

April 14 2009, 04:03:33 UTC 3 years ago

Wow, that fake female genitalia toy is rather odd-looking. It kind of looks like my genitals when I was 8, except that it wasn't plastic. lol I dunno, hairless and legless--why bother even approximating the real thing? And how big is this "dilda" (?) supposed to be? If it's the same size as the dildo, those are some worrisomely small holes!

That dildo looks like a bad attempt at being realistic. Mmm...plaaaastic! lol. What's next, a self-lubricating dildo, so you don't have to go to the trouble of getting some K-Y? :-p

I'm not surprised by the appearance of Playboy and "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Amazing Sex". LOL, they probably sell "Sex for Dummies" too. Haha!

[info]omnivorously

April 14 2009, 06:38:18 UTC 3 years ago

And how big is this "dilda" (?) supposed to be?

Apparently (based on reading the descriptions for sex toys aimed at males on blowfish, though blowfish has "sleeves", not things that look like dismembered female bodies) they're pretty elastic, in imitation of actual female genitalia.

Personally, I dislike realistic dildos, esp since glass dildos are about 1000x more decorative and don't have balls. *shrug* Different strokes.

[info]torasama

April 14 2009, 20:46:42 UTC 3 years ago

I had to search for that.

They do. And there's more than one edition up. LOL.

[info]fairyoftheglen

April 14 2009, 04:11:41 UTC 3 years ago

Wait, so Amazon decided that the products on the left are "adult" and the ones on the right are not????

[info]happyjenn97

April 14 2009, 05:28:20 UTC 3 years ago

Yep, you got it!

[info]omnivorously

April 14 2009, 06:41:40 UTC 3 years ago

Haven't you heard?! There's books that say being queer is ok! And Amazon was selling them! Oh noes!

There's a good bunch of links under the little fake cut at the bottom - easy to miss.

[info]paleseptember81

April 14 2009, 08:45:46 UTC 3 years ago

This is just so sad :/ I've linked this post to a few friends though, just to illustrate how fucktarded this whole thing is. I wonder if they'll actually change anything since the whole internet seems to be (rightfully) in a tizzy?
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